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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

System Administrator Song:

There's a guy who works in another room or on another floor
He's the one you call when your document ain't there no more
He's probably a boy, but he might be a girl, or something in-between
He's the only one in the office who knows what PC LOAD letter means

He's your system administrator
He's probably into comic books
And you tremble in fear when you have to hear
One of his "What a dummy" looks

Got a virus, lost your password or you just can't print
In an hour he'll show up and crouch and squint
Fight to save your files, he might be there all day
But sometimes he just presses "CAPS LOCK" and walks away

But hey, suddenly my password works! Wow! Hurray!
Hurray, hurray, oh happy day
I'm gonna buy my guy a gift to say
"Having you around means I get to stay stupid and uninformed!

And I can keep opening .exe file attachments
and forgetting my mother's maiden name because you'll fix it all for me! yay!
I'll give you a cake, I'll give you a hug, I'll buy the world's best system administor mug
Just help me out system administrator

Please plug in my mouse, system administrator
I don't know which button is the "mouse click" button, system administrator
Piss him off and you'll be fired by tomorrow morning
'Cause he's the one who knows that you've been surfing porn

So make sure you stay nice to your system administrator!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah effectivement c'est sympa :)
il dit vraiment n'importe quoi lol ...
mais ça sent le vécu en tous cas ...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tu m'etonnes que ca sent le vecu, j'ai entendu la chanson et j'ai fait "hein, quoi, il parle de moi!" ... Sauf que moi on m'achete rien :(
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trevoke wrote:
Tu m'etonnes que ca sent le vecu, j'ai entendu la chanson et j'ai fait "hein, quoi, il parle de moi!" ... Sauf que moi on m'achete rien :(

c'est que tu es pas assez méchant et vivieux. je suis sûr que tu effaces pas encore randomly des homes :) tu verras après les gens seront contents rien qu'en retrouvant leurs données le lendemain matin :wink:
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:lol: T'as trop lu du BOFH toi :)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vraiment sympa :)

Sinon tu peux toujours faire du blackmail (inspiré de la chanson) : "oooooh, personne ne remercie le gars qui vous couvre quand vous allez sur des sites pornos, c'est vraiment pas sympa, imaginez qu'il vous dénonce ?"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leander256 wrote:
Vraiment sympa :)

Sinon tu peux toujours faire du blackmail (inspiré de la chanson) : "oooooh, personne ne remercie le gars qui vous couvre quand vous allez sur des sites pornos, c'est vraiment pas sympa, imaginez qu'il vous dénonce ?"


Ouais mais pour l'instant j'en ai trouve un seul qui fait ca et c'est le fils du boss.. Tu vois le genre? :)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trevoke wrote:
Ouais mais pour l'instant j'en ai trouve un seul qui fait ca et c'est le fils du boss.. Tu vois le genre? :)

Il ferait mieux de lire Inventory Management
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arrrf vous suivez ma vie de trop pres! ;-)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

celui qui t'a sorti "that looks boring" en lisant de la doc sur les DB ? :lol:

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@blasserre : erf grillé ;)
@Trevoke : c'est parce que t'es trop bavard !
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Visiblement, mais avouez que vous aimez ca! :lol:
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pinaise les gars ils prennent des notes ou quoi... j'aurais pas su retrouver ... je me souvenais que tu avais parlé du fils de ton boss, mais bon ... bande de nerds va :p
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparemment pas passé : Supermoine ! (vidéo)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent la video de supermoine :lol:.
Si vous avez des soucis pour voir la video, voici le lien direct : http://supamonks.free.fr/mov/Movie_Supermoine.mov
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Histoire de tuer le temps, et de remonter ce thread qui vaut le détour:

samorost1

samorost2

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TTK wrote:
Histoire de tuer le temps, et de remonter ce thread qui vaut le détour:

samorost1

samorost2

Tshaw

Trop excellent!! :)
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TTK wrote:
Histoire de tuer le temps, et de remonter ce thread qui vaut le détour:

samorost1

samorost2

Tshaw


+1 :D
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Argh !!!! J'arrive pas à terminer celui-là samorost2 ... :cry:

Quelqu'un peut m'aider ??
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah tu utilises quel processeur, quelle version de X, quelle version de flash, quelle version de Java, quel browser, quelle marque de souris, tu as respire combien de fois ce matin, et tu es bloque OU?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

J'veux pas faire ça ici : d'autres peuvent avoir envie de trouver seuls ... :P

Via jabber ou par MP ?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Faisons via PM; faut que je me tape le premier, et puis que je fasse le deuxieme d'abord *laugh*
Et puis je suis au boulot, j'ai un minimum de conscience professionelle (elle arrive pas souvent, mais aujourd'hui elle est au rendez-vous...).
T'as mis combien de temps a finir le premier?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trevoke wrote:
T'as mis combien de temps a finir le premier?
J'ai pas regardé ...
Et je faisais des sauvegardes/emerge/forum en même temps. J'en ai vraiment aucune idée. Peut-être 15 minutes ... :|
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trevoke wrote:
Bah tu utilises quel processeur, quelle version de X, quelle version de flash, quelle version de Java, quel browser, quelle marque de souris, tu as respire combien de fois ce matin, et tu es bloque OU?

C'est sûrement pas ça qui va l'aider à finir le jeu! :roll:

@ yoyo: Essaie de faire un revdep-rebuild pour le coup! :wink:
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

J'vais vous rebuilder vos post moi, vous allez voir !! :twisted:
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