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 Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:36 am Post subject: Joke |
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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."
I was reading this to my friends and when I finished it took everyone one second to figure out what happened. We all started laughing our asses off right after.
I got this joke from http://www.whogotya.com/pages/Humor/9%20sex%20jokes.htm if you're interested. |
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