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guilc
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 Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 7:14 pm Post subject: [Gentoo - OFF] blague de développeur Gentoo |
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Au détour d'une lecture d'emerge, j'ai trouvé un petit truc marrant, comme quoi les développeurs ont parfois du temps a perdre 
| Code: | # emerge moo
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< Have you mooed today? >
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Calculating dependencies
emerge: there are no ebuilds to satisfy "moo". |
En découvrant ça, j'ai bien rigolé 
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Parfois dans les commentaires des compill il y a aussi des messages rigolo. A quand le top 50 des meilleures blagues ? |
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Adrien
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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Ben moi j'ai pô de vache quand je fais
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LostControl
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Moi non plus
version: portage-2.0.50-r11 |
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marvin rouge
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| euh, je crois que dans fortune y'a un spécial "irc gentoot" ou "dev-mailing-list" je sais plus, la flemme ... |
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kernelsensei
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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moi j'en ai une autre :
| Code: | # emerge moo
Gentoo Linux
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...."Have you mooed today?"...
Calculating dependencies
emerge: there are no ebuilds to satisfy "moo".
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Adrien
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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Comment tu fais un copier/coller depuis le terminal kernel_sensei ???  |
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Beber
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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c'est dispo je crois dans les dernières version de portage (portage-2.51_rcx)
également repérer pour voir qu'est ce que c'était que ces messages subliminaux qu'affiche portage-2.51_rc4
sinon pour faire un copier/collé de la console tu sélectionne, et tu fait clique milieu la ou tu veu collé le texte
et ca marche pour tout  |
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kikou
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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Camarchepaschezmoi.com !!!!
Pourtant j'aimerai bien l'avoir cette sacrée vache !!!!
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Beber
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| Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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il faut en testing
sinon :
echo =sys-apps/portage-2.0.51_rc4 ~x86 > /etc/portage/package.keywords
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:41 am Post subject: |
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tiens, chez moi c'est pas pareil
| Code: | scout moo # emerge moo
Calculating dependencies ...done!
>>> emerge (1 of 1) games-kids/moo-1.0 to /
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>>> Unpacking source...
>>> Source unpacked.
>>> Install moo-1.0 into /var/tmp/portage/moo-1.0/image/ category games-kids
man:
prepallstrip:
strip:
>>> Completed installing into /var/tmp/portage/moo-1.0/image/
>>> Merging games-kids/moo-1.0 to /
* Caching service dependencies...
>>> games-kids/moo-1.0 merged.
>>> clean: No packages selected for removal.
>>> Auto-cleaning packages ...
>>> No outdated packages were found on your system.
* GNU info directory index is up-to-date. |
moo-1.0.ebuild
| Code: | # Copyright 1999-2004 Gentoo Foundation
# Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
# $Header:
DESCRIPTION="Larry the cow"
HOMEPAGE="http://www.gentoo.org/"
SRC_URI=""
LICENSE="GPL-2"
SLOT="0"
KEYWORDS="x86 ppc"
IUSE=""
DEPEND=""
pkg_setup() {
echo -E "
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guilc
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:49 am Post subject: |
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OUi, chez moi c'est la 2.0.51-rc4
Cependant, contrairement a scout, ce n'est pas un ebuild réel...
Concernant le message subliminal, trop dure a lire, on va regarder dans les sources, c'est du python, c'est pratique  :
| Quote: | spinner_msgs = ["Gentoo Rocks ("+os.uname()[0]+")",
"Thank you for using Gentoo. ",
"Are you actually trying to read this?",
"How many times have you stared at this?",
"We are generating the cache right now",
"You are paying too much attention.",
"A theory is better than its explanation.",
"Phasers locked on target, Captain.",
"Thrashing is just virtual crashing.",
"To be is to program.",
"Real Users hate Real Programmers.",
"When all else fails, read the instructions.",
"Functionality breeds Contempt.",
"The future lies ahead.",
"3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971694",
"Sometimes insanity is the only alternative.",
"Inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.", |
Avec un tirage aléatoire
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:27 am Post subject: |
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ouais, je l'avais remarqué lui aussi 
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:46 am Post subject: |
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Ca vaut le coup de passer portage en unstable ?
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guilc
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Bah, ça dépend :
- Niveau vitesse, ça a l'air pareil, mais virtuals est calculé, le fichier dans /var/cache/edb ne sert plus
- Feature sympa en plus : emerge --newuse qui recompile les paquets poru lesquels un flag USE a changé
Sinon, rien de très marquant
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Ben je vais attendre le passage en stable alors
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| Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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emerge fortune-mod-kernelcookies pour bien rigoler
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| guilc wrote: | OUi, chez moi c'est la 2.0.51-rc4
Cependant, contrairement a scout, ce n'est pas un ebuild réel... |
oui en fait j'ai fait un ebuild juste pour rire
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:30 am Post subject: |
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En faite, ils ont piqué la vache de Debian. Ceci existe déjà depuis plusieurs années:
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$ apt-get moo
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:23 am Post subject: |
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bela vache en fait, elle vient de la :
apres tu le combines avec des fortunes
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tu peux choisir l'animal, y'en a pas mal !
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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dans la toute dernière version de portage pour avoir le nouveau spinner avec les messages subliminaux, il faut modifier le FEATURES dans make.conf
et rajouté candy
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| Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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en parlant de killer features...
en emergeant Eterm j'avais remarqué un truc louche :
| Code: | checking for U_STACK_TRACE in -lcl... no
checking for Linux 2.1 or higher... yes
checking for life_signs in -lKenny... no
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards! |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Beber wrote: | dans la toute dernière version de portage pour avoir le nouveau spinner avec les messages subliminaux, il faut modifier le FEATURES dans make.conf
et rajouté candy
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tu peux expliciter stp?
parce que j'ai ajouté:
| Code: | ender ~ # cat /etc/make.conf | grep candy
FEATURES="candy" |
à mon make.conf mais je vois pas beaucoup de différences  |
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