Gentoo slogans

modal · Apprentice Joined: 02 Oct 2002 Posts: 277

I have some more...

Gentoo: eBuilding a better tomorrow, today. (hehe, reminds me of the corporation in Terminator)

Gentoo: I'd like to compile your package! :wink:

My Gentoo can funroll-loops around your's.

Did your mom -Os your brain when you were a baby?

Nothing gets her in the mood quite like a nice bottle of Portage.

alright, don't know if these were funny too, but, whatever.

gigel · Guru Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 369 Location: .se/.ro

will code python for food
(later)emerge food

emerge -s pr0n :roll:

and also look at my sig
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masseya · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 11:11 pm Post subject:

"Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Daryl, and this is my udder brother Daryl."
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Jarjar · Apprentice Joined: 21 Jul 2002 Posts: 265 Location: Sweden

gigel · Guru Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 369 Location: .se/.ro

biggms · n00b Joined: 20 Dec 2002 Posts: 39

How bout these?

emerge -up(grade) your O/S
My CPU survived a gentoo install, can yours??!!??
Think your CPU is hot, try a gentoo install!
Gentoo Linux - smaller, faster and easier to maintain!
Hats off, put Gentoo on instead
Gentoo, stealing desktops from an MS product near you.
You say you pay for your O/S and its not even optimised?!?
eBuild your own O/S
You can build a PC but can you ebuild your O/S

Thats my creativity for the night!
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PowerFactor · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 1:37 am Post subject:

guero61 · l33t Joined: 14 Oct 2002 Posts: 811 Location: Behind you

GENTOO: It's not the size, it's the speed that counts

zombie · n00b Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 59 Location: Montreal

I'd like to see bumper stickers that say:

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just ran out of inspiration.

Well, I hope you all had a good laugh. What the hell, I am posting this anyway.
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soleblaze · n00b Joined: 16 Nov 2002 Posts: 28

Gentoo Linux: Emerging your world, one ebuild at a time.

peepsalot · n00b Joined: 05 Apr 2003 Posts: 52 Location: Texas

Gentoo: This ain't yo Daddy's OS.

All RPM's and no ebuilds makes Larry a dull boy.

(best emoticon Jack Nicholson impression)

Taking life one ebuild at a time
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Lovechild · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:35 am Post subject:

Honk if you love Gentoo

I have a gf, a life and Gentoo fuels it all

Gentoo - Because I hate Bills

Real men run development kernels

I <heart> Portage

DRobbins, I never told another man this... but I love you

Make coffee, not scripts

Even my dog runs Gentoo

I live life dangerously.... ~x86 baby !!

Gentoo, because CLI is beautiful

Okay I'm all out of idea now... bad may they be.

wax · n00b Joined: 08 Apr 2003 Posts: 3

Is that a Gentoo in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Save the Portage Trees!

Hey, nice system profile

I'll optimize your settings

Reproducible: Always
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Jimbow · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 9:06 am Post subject:

Why use drugs when you can USE FLAGS?

CFLAGS. CFLAGS run. CFLAGS run fast with Gentoo.

I'm not a Gen-X-er I'm a Gentoo-er.

Do the Gentoo.

My phone may be G3 but my OS is Gentoo.
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biggms · n00b Joined: 20 Dec 2002 Posts: 39

What about

Gentoo: RPMs my ass!
Gentoo - not a stock kernel in sight
Gentoo - just USE it!
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cybermans · Apprentice Joined: 04 Apr 2003 Posts: 193

where do you want gentoo today
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Lovechild · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 9:16 am Post subject:

Want to fly? Larry the Cow does!

I left my Gentoo box at home

WinCrash not admitted

BSOD..... it's the Windows anthem.

New technology, new ideas, new OS - GENTOO LINUX

Gentoo, because our logo is a cow.

MOO!

Gentoo, because Windows just isn't ready for the desktop.

Script kiddies beware, I'm security hardened Gentoo.

Long live GLSA !

Beekster · Apprentice Joined: 26 Nov 2002 Posts: 268 Location: Sydney

Cold feet? Emerge OpenOffice.

Gentoo = safer pre-emption.

Can I optimise your scheduler?

JefP@@ · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:15 pm Post subject: Re: Gentoo slogans

maltux · n00b Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Posts: 13 Location: Buffalo NY

Gentoo! Compile!! Smile!!!

i am really bored :roll:

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Lovechild · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:19 pm Post subject: Re: bumper sticker

modal · Apprentice Joined: 02 Oct 2002 Posts: 277

Gentoo goes to 11.