Gentoo slogans

gilesjuk · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:12 pm Post subject:

Larry says "Gentoo - All other distros cow-er under its might..."
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metalhedd · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 1:28 pm Post subject:

Ok I read All of them And I have to say "... and on the Nth Day God Emerged World" is the best without a doubt. It's really clever, and Funny, I would buy that.

Reverent · n00b Joined: 13 Feb 2003 Posts: 17

Have another one:

Life's too short for a non optimized system

Lovechild · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 3:36 pm Post subject:

axxackall · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:11 pm Post subject:

I know, these quotes might be too long for a slogan, but anyway, coudn't resist:

Jimbow · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 5:58 pm Post subject:

idl · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:12 pm Post subject:

brilliant axxackall

They should go on the same page as the Larry the cow poster

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Ari Rahikkala · Guru Joined: 02 Oct 2002 Posts: 370 Location: Finland

For a t-shirt or something:

[front]Before: rpm -i ftp://someserver.domain/path/to/file/foobar-1.53.rpm http://someotherserver.otherdomain/other/sort/of/path/to/file/barfoo-1.27.rpm http:// [... and so on. These should be substituted by a real list of dependencies for some real package]

[back]After: emerge foobar [again, substitute by a real package name]

Another for a t-shirt:

[front]# Copyright 2002 Daniel Robbins, Gentoo Technologies, Inc.
# System-wide defaults for the Portage system
# $Header: /home/cvsroot/gentoo-src/portage/cnf/make.globals,v 1.45 2003/02/16 1
3:57:39 carpaski Exp $

[back]Kids, don't configure this at home!

And finally, just a slogan: "Always pretend before you emerge!" (needs a good way to reflect this against "Always look before you jump")

... or two: "Gentoo. Because you're good enough to use it."
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quikchaos · Tux's lil' helper Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 107

Heh. Make.conf not war. That one is good.

What about:

Gentoo: Raise your CFLAG and -march on!
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cybermans · Apprentice Joined: 04 Apr 2003 Posts: 193

[difficult level]
I can win - Gentoo Stage 1
Hurt me plenty - Gentoo Stage 2
Bring it on - Gentoo Stage 3
Hardcore - Red Hat
Nightmare - Suse
[/difficult level]

Try to get a super slim (only what u need ) on the last 2 ones its almost impossible
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idl · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:10 pm Post subject:

emerge -C {debian,redhat,mandrake,suse,blah,blah,blah}
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zephyr1256 · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 9:19 pm Post subject:

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..............Oh! The Matrix!! :idea:

I kept thinking it was something really obscure. That's excellent.

smokeslikeapoet · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 4:38 am Post subject:

Gaming with Gentoo -
Is Microsoft ready for the desktop???
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jsleeper · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 4:57 am Post subject:

judging by the number of times i was laughing out loud from this thread i must admit that i'm a geek. good thing i'm in good company here!

For putting a bumper sticker on your car - i proudly have a "source code is free speech" license plate frame (from thinkgeek.com) on my car. I also have a sticker that reads "LNX". that probably goes too far though. Who cares... Long live us geeks!

-joe[/code]
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mlang · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:57 am Post subject:

chrispy · Apprentice Joined: 10 Nov 2002 Posts: 228 Location: Tokyo

uhmmmm

"make emerge -up yours"

sorry, I had an empty 7up can in front of me ... I'll hide in the corner over there :arrow:

bullerei · n00b Joined: 04 Sep 2002 Posts: 32

axxackall · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:29 pm Post subject:

panserg · Apprentice Joined: 16 Apr 2003 Posts: 188

All bugs are futile. All packages will be emerged.

Jimbow · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:05 pm Post subject:

If you ebuild it, they will come.
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quikchaos · Tux's lil' helper Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Posts: 107

You caught the Field of Dreams special last night too? :lol:

How bout: If you ebuild it, they will compile?
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Jimbow · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:37 pm Post subject:

decker in flux · n00b Joined: 08 Dec 2002 Posts: 60 Location: in flux

No references to movies, no jokes specific to details of gentoo instead:

Lovechild · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:13 pm Post subject:

Gentoo: Because RPMs just don't install

Remember the truth: "There is no RPMs"

Gentoo: Usability is for geeks

Gentoo: Speeding tickets included

Gentoo: How do you emerge -up yours ?
(I admit I stole that one)

entropy · n00b Joined: 27 Jun 2002 Posts: 32 Location: Denver, CO

Gentoo - Go to the source