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CoffeeBuzz
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 Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: Gentoo Humour (puns, jokes, etc.) |
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Is there any site dedicated to gentoo humour? If not, let me start a thread! Ok, first an IRC bash.org style quote.
<MiK[3]Zz> hmm, should i use USE="caps" ?
<Buzzons> DEPENDS!
<Buzzons> (had to be doen)
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<MiK[3]Zz> could anybody hear me?
<CoffeeBuzz> MiK[3]Zz, lol
<Buzzons> LOL!
<CoffeeBuzz> MiK[3]Zz, yes... not sure what caps does sry
<Buzzons> WELL IF YOU USE CAPS YOU CAN SHOUT ALL YOU LIKE -- MORE PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU
* CoffeeBuzz crickets
This ones not so funny less you're familiar with the state of Xgl and Gentoo 
<kepstin> ok, restarting into xgl, brb
* kepstin has quit ("Leaving")
<CoffeeBuzz> bets on him returning?
<CoffeeBuzz> hm, he knows kinda what hes doing. i'd say 50:1 no
<jmbsvicetto> 
<Rebel_Eye> hahaha
<CoffeeBuzz> we should have a bot that takes bets when people announce theyre rebooting xgl after an update
<CoffeeBuzz> (or for whatever reason)
* kepstin (n=cwalton@CPE00134614f619-CM0012253eb96c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #gentoo-xgl
<CoffeeBuzz> ho!
<CoffeeBuzz> who bet no? you lose!
<shillelagh> busted! i found out who really runs the gentoo games herd: http://arcanux.org/kumanoko_nintendo_ds_1.jpg
<shillelagh> sneak-up shot: http://arcanux.org/kumanoko_nintendo_ds_2.jpg
<nephros> hm I hope he doesn't emerge ratpoison...
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Buzzons
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| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| that should be done not doen by the way |
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forkboy
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| forkboy wrote: | | http://funroll-loops.org/ |
Beat me to it.
Also, for quotes nothing beats bash.org |
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tcort
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:26 am Post subject: |
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| LarryTheCow.com has a humor section. So far there are only two links, one to the site mentioned above and another to GeNToo (Gentoo for Windows NT). |
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nephros
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| Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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There's also the fortune packs:
games-misc/fortune-mod-gentoo-dev-20051222
games-misc/fortune-mod-gentoo-forums-20041207
Judging from he dates they don't seem to be maintained very much though...
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Oh there is also a (locked) duplicate.
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| Quote: | 09:10 < vegai> zap0: but think about how many know C and how many need to know C
09:11 < zap0> the day i decided "from this day forth, thou shall use -Wall -Werror for all programs and never run an app that does not pass that". After 6months of that and my production was still running at
good speed.. then i started to get an idea of what it means to program properly.
09:12 < tobi-wan> zap0: --pedantic, too?
09:13 < zap0> I still have to function and be able to hold converstaions with "normal" people, so i have forgone the --pedantic
09:14 < zap0> I know not of anyone that uses --pedantic and can still function in normal society
09:15 < tobi-wan> *lol*
09:15 < twkm> i use it, in fact -pedantic-errors.
09:15 < hrnt> IMHO pedantic is more important than -Wall
09:16 < tobi-wan> i guess it depends on how portable you want to remain |
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a while back (not exact quote)
"i want debain to be more like gentoo"
"sleep 65000; apt-get install <package>"
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| thechris wrote: | a while back (not exact quote)
"i want debain to be more like gentoo"
"sleep 65000; apt-get install <package>" |
I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. 
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| yabbadabbadont wrote: | | thechris wrote: | a while back (not exact quote)
"i want debain to be more like gentoo"
"sleep 65000; apt-get install <package>" |
I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. |
If the 65000 is meant to be the wait for something to hit debian stable someone's missed a half dozen zeros |
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Dralnu
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| drwook wrote: | | yabbadabbadont wrote: | | thechris wrote: | a while back (not exact quote)
"i want debain to be more like gentoo"
"sleep 65000; apt-get install <package>" |
I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. |
If the 65000 is meant to be the wait for something to hit debian stable someone's missed a half dozen zeros |
I think it was there to figure in compile time. I don't think sleep goes high enough to make up for deb stable...
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