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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:02 pm    Post subject: [SEMI-OFF]Les perles Gentoo Reply with quote

Comme tout bon belge, j'adore l'humour et je suis assez friand des Perles des assurances et autres Perles du bac.
Du coup, j'ai lu avec délectation le dernier changelog de xfree :
Quote:
# ChangeLog for x11-base/xfree
# Copyright 2002-2003 Gentoo Technologies, Inc.; Distributed under the GPL v2
# $Header: /home/cvsroot/gentoo-x86/x11-base/xfree/ChangeLog,v 1.163 2003/07/17 23:46:12 spyderous Exp $

17 Jul 2003; Donnie Berkholz ; xfree-4.3.0-r3.ebuild:
Fixed problem with problem fix.

Je ne sais pas vous mais moi j'aime beaucoup ! :D

Dioxmat: pardonneras-tu cet écart ? ;)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mort de rire :D
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moins marrant, mais je suis tombé dessus juste tout à l'heure : Dans les fonctions auxiliaires pour les ebuilds, il y a "epatch", qui rend simple l'application de patchs... Voilà (la 3ème ligne) le message auquel on a échappé dans un cas vraiment d'erreur vraiment tordu :
Code:
  eerror "A dry-run of patch command succeeded, but actually"
  eerror "applying the patch failed!"
  #die "Real world sux compared to the dreamworld!"
(from /usr/lib/portage/bin/extra_functions.sh)

Mais mon message d'erreur préferré, même si il est pas spécifique à Gentoo, reste un truc du noyau quand il perd des inodes en démontant un dissque (causant une perte irrémédiable de fichiers a priori) :
Code:
 if (invalidate_inodes(sb)) {
   printk(KERN_ERR "VFS: Busy inodes after unmount. "
       "Self-destruct in 5 seconds.  Have a nice day...\n");
 }
(from /usr/src/linux/fs/super.c)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

un classique du noyau consernant les imprimantes usb que tout le monde doit connaitre mais je le post quand meme.
Code:
usblp_messages[] = { "ok", "out of paper", "off-line", "on
fire" };

y en a plein mais je les ai paumes :S
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yuk159 wrote:
y en a plein mais je les ai paumes :S

Ce qui me fait penser à googler sur le sujet... J'ai déjà retrouvé un bestof des commentaires: http://www.mar00ned.netfirms.com/funny.html

Bon, sinon, dans la lignée de celui de ghoti, un petit grep pour en retrouver sur le thème du "fix.* fix" m'a sorti ça:
dev-cpp/gtkmm/ChangeLog wrote:
I'm not maintaining this, just fixing bugs I've helped introduce :)

dev-php/mod_php/ChangeLog wrote:
rphillips' gmp fix broke the ebuild, fixing...

net-wireless/wireless-tools/ChangeLog wrote:
Two fixes by different people had happened.. should be fixed

x11-wm/fluxbox/ChangeLog wrote:
New bugfix2 patch which fixes all the bugs from bugfix1

media-sound/easytag/ChangeLog wrote:
sed fix for my fix

media-libs/jpeg/ChangeLog wrote:
Minor fix to chouser's minor fix


Ce qui m'a fait pensé à grepper les smileys :
app-games/frozen-bubble/ChangeLog wrote:
I won't modify stuffs below... but it looks a little messy :)

app-misc/mc/ChangeLog wrote:
Release version after a year and a half yea :)

app-text/mgv/ChangeLog wrote:
fix compile errors that no one came across because no one uses this :)

dev-lang/pm3/ChangeLog wrote:
Thanks deb for your work :)

media-gfx/eog/ChangeLog wrote:
this is the ebuild, but the tarball isn't ready yet :)

net-analyzer/tcpdump/ChangeLog wrote:
New version again :) Not sure if this is BETA, devel, tested, working etc.

net-im/naim/ChangeLog wrote:
naim-0.11.5.5.ebuild: The "I just realized naim has more subversions than the linux kernel" release. Version bump. Lots of nice fixes. As much as the critics guffaw at using a "console" program in x-windows, it is plausible :)

net-mail/postfix/ChangeLog wrote:
10 minutes later... ipv6 added. :)

net-misc/keychain/ChangeLog wrote:
Added Daniel Robbins' keychain utility to portage. Feels weird but hey, somebody's gotta do it right? :)

net-misc/rfb/ChangeLog wrote:
Added a patch to support a '-daemon' switch ... sexy :)

sys-apps/mtx/ChangeLog wrote:
New package submission, resolves bugs 3960 7207 8861 based on ebuilds by:
Josh Timmons <josh@developerx.com>
Alexander Holler <holler@ahsoftware.de>
Andrew Glen-Young <andy@metropolis.co.za>
Russell Adams <rladams@kelsey-seybold.com>

I hope that one of them will keep it up-to-date for me :)

x11-misc/e-fancylauncher/ChangeLog wrote:
may need more fixing for GFS (Gentoo Filesystem Standards :))

x11-themes/gaim-smileys/ChangeLog wrote:
Initial Smileys Ebuild :) Smile!

media-plugins/xine-d4d/ChangeLog wrote:
No functional change but captaincss has moved again :)

media-plugins/xine-d5d/ChangeLog wrote:
New version, everyone thanks Captain CSS if you see him :)

app-admin/webalizer/ChangeLog wrote:
Changed DESCRIPTION to something descriptive ;)

app-admin/grubconfig/ChangeLog wrote:
Use at your own peril ;) Send any patches to me; thanks.

dev-util/glimmer/ChangeLog wrote:
Can't this god damn package stop hunting me? ;)

gnome-base/gnome/ChangeLog wrote:
Updating ChangeLog (last revision ;)

media-libs/gst-plugins/ChangeLog wrote:
a New hope. crushed ;)

net-misc/rfb/ChangeLog wrote:
Updated the daemon to be a real daemon ;)

net-print/cups/ChangeLog wrote:
No need to recompile/reinstall unless you enjoy that sort of thing ;)

net-www/prozilla/ChangeLog wrote:
Corrected HOMEPAGE and SRC_URI again ;) (they cant seem to make up their minds)

net-www/straw/ChangeLog wrote:
New version, now uses ADNS (yay even more deps ;))

sys-kernel/xfs-sources/ChangeLog wrote:
I tried several configs this time ;)

x11-misc/metacity-setup/ChangeLog wrote:
metacity-setup-0.4.1.ebuild : this program never runs on .0 releases ;)

x11-wm/enlightenment/ChangeLog wrote:
enlightenment-0.16.6_pre3: Version bump to address #18865 and #22056 ... and the fact that 0.16.5 is so outdated anyways ;)

x11-wm/e/ChangeLog wrote:
Bugfixes ... dunno what really ;)

(Tout ça étant à comparer bien sûr avec les recommandations du /usr/portage/skel.ChangeLog)


Et puis aussi, sur les ebuilds :
envtest-1.2.3-r4.ebuild wrote:
die "Died on purpose. You aren't supposed to merge this. Have a nice day. :)"

pwlib-1.4.7.ebuild wrote:
ewarn "You have been warned :)"

alsa-driver-0.5.12a.ebuild wrote:
#this is the new modular modules system (from Debian) :)

lam-mpi-6.5.9-r1.ebuild wrote:
# sometimes emake doesn't finish since it gets ahead of itself :)

tar-1.13.25-r3.ebuild wrote:
DESCRIPTION="Use this to try make tarballs :)"

portmap-5b-r7.ebuild wrote:
# Is this really the sort of thing we wanna be doing? :)

spamass-milter-0.2.0.ebuild wrote:
einfo "Very concise and simple install instructions. :)"

quakeforge-0.5.2-r1.ebuild wrote:
#thats all well and good but lets do some docs ;)


Bon, ok, j'ai pas été trop regardant, et la qualité est inégale. Mais y'en a que j'aime bien. Allez, demain je me fait les commantaires de portage et baselayout ;)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TGL wrote:
net-misc/rfb/ChangeLog wrote:
Updated the daemon to be a real daemon ;)

Damned ! :lol:
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

héhé c'est vrai que ce genre de commentaires c'est excellent, des fois je me remets à fouiner dans les sources du noyau, c'est toujours excellent, avec tu top ten les éternel fuck et suck :)
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

je viens de tomber dessus alors j'en fait profiter tout le monde :-)

Code:

#emerge fortune-mod
#emerge fortune-mod-kernelcookies
#emerge fortune-mod-osfortune


puis

Code:

bob@sydney bob $ fortune osfortune
"It is easy to sympathize with the MIS staffs around the world, I mean who hasn't lost work due to Windows or a Microsoft application crashing?"
                                                                               
  -- Chris DiBona, happy he's been using Linux and can avoid such things, from the introduction. (Open Sources, 1999 O'Reilly and Associates)

bob@sydney bob $ fortune kernelcookies
printk("; corrupted filesystem mounted read/write - your computer
        will explode within 20 seconds ... but you wanted it so!\n");
        2.4.3 linux/fs/hpfs/super.c

voila, y 'en a plein d'autres :-) (tableau des simpsons, bofh ...)
(perso j'aime bien combiner ca à cowsay :D)
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