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codergeek42
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Everyone's gotta know some! Post 'em here!
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| Quote: | | Hi my name is....um crap. Well what's yours? |
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Muso
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"The doctor said I'm not contagious this week ... so baby, what do you say ?"
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smonijhay1
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Hey baby, what 'cho name is?
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lagrima
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'I lost my phone number, can i have yours"?
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Stormy Eyes
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Trevoke
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"Wanna fuck?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
"You're hot. Wanna fuck?"
"Hey baby, I'm french. Wanna fuck?"
"Bend over bitch"
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?" ...
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Stormy Eyes
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| Just make big sad kitty eyes at a girl and say "I need petting." It's guaran-fuckin-teed to fail. |
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jtaylor72
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| I seem to have hit a water buffalo. Can I borrow your towel? |
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matt_w
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| Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| "Hey.. wanna go hafies on a bastard?" |
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amne
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| Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Trevoke wrote: | "Wanna fuck?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
"You're hot. Wanna fuck?"
"Hey baby, I'm french. Wanna fuck?"
"Bend over bitch"
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You forgot: Nice Dupe. Wanna fuck? 
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